Cuz I Know You Missed This on Twitter!

It’s the Booty

Fri, 29 May 2009 19:23:21 +0000

Those that know (or care) about Joe Budden and Tahiry know that they are on twitter as well. Well Joey called his wifey out on twitter yesterday:

The gift=her ass, the curse=her farts, & being trapped in the car with them.. She don’t even warn u, she wanna comment after u smell it, smhabout 22 hours ago from TwitterFon

mousebudden

That’s mean! You wanted all that booty!

OOOoooOOO Chris Foxx Does it Again

Fri, 29 May 2009 18:49:03 +0000

I swear Foxx knows how to push people’s buttons…smh. This time it’s Diddy (thanks to his #unfollowdiddy movement on twitter):

iamdiddyAttention to all @FoxxFiles has been affected with the BITCHASSNESS disease!!! He’s what we call a bitchass!!!!! lol

iamdiddyIf you wanna meet a hating ass bitchass nigga pls go to @foxxflies!! he’s has full blown bitchassness!!!!! Said in the most positive way lol

So if you are a fellow hatin ass bitchass!!! Pls pls pls follow @foxxfiles misery loves company!!! Let’s go!about 10 hours ago from TweetGenius

iamdiddy

Foxx’s Response?!?!?! Pictures! (yea, cuz they are worth 1000 words)

FoxxFilesi got 100 tweets for every bump on your face @iamdiddy!! yeah we remember them proactiv commercials. that’s a couple hundro tweets of ETHER!

FoxxFiles@iamdiddy HEY NIGGA YOU OVER THERE? What is that i smell?? http://bit.ly/MQ5Qe

FoxxFiles@iamdiddy REALLY my nigga?? Give a hater a hug? Why so you can try this shit on me —–> http://twitpic.com/66y2i yeah i got dirt doggie!!

FoxxFilesI’m the BITCHASS poster child?? So what the fuck you call this —-> http://twitpic.com/66y2i

FoxxFiles@iamdiddy REALLY? http://bit.ly/sioMv

FoxxFiles@iamdiddy so no Ether for me man? you just want to keep giving grown men hugs? http://twitpic.com/66yl4 -Again?? How many of these exist??

FoxxFileshttp://twitpic.com/66yl4 <—-Another case of BITCHASSNESS!!! disguising ‘hater hugs’ for his homo erotic fantasy’s. Someone get this guy!!!

FoxxFilesWait a fucking second!!! So you used to swim and women and smash r&b chicks and now you take r&b chicks’ men?? huh? http://twitpic.com/66yz4

FoxxFilesYo Ashanti come get your man before @iamdiddy applies another ‘hater hug’ http://twitpic.com/66yz4

FoxxFilesJimmy’s laughing because Dame is trying to pull away for dear life. Look how happy @iamdiddy looks http://twitpic.com/66zb0 RUN DAME RUN!!

FoxxFilesREALLY @iamdiddy? Fucking really?? http://twitpic.com/66zh5 and i haven’t even starting Tweeting yet? You know you’ve fucked up right??

FoxxFiles@iamdiddy HEY NIGGA!! i thought you were locked in how you start three attempts to ‘trend a topic’ and quit on them just like you do artist?

FoxxFilesI’m killing ‘em out here they needing first aid!! Get this nigga another sling, he’s hurting —> http://twitpic.com/670qt FIGHT BACK BITCH!FoxxFiles@iamdiddy Oh you thought the world forgot about this –> http://www.indiesent.com/puffy1.html

FoxxFiles@iamdiddy REALLY? http://twitpic.com/6717s

FoxxFiles@iamdiddy another hater hug?? http://twitpic.com/671ma

FoxxFiles@iamdiddy I tweet you i’m famous you tweet me you brainless. Now THAT’S Bitchassness. My foots right back on your throat. TIme for the Ether

no Diddy…don’t try to fight with a man who has so many twitpics he might as well own part of twitpic!

Dammit Quiznos

Thu, 21 May 2009 00:30:05 +0000

Ok, so those that follow me know I have a gripe about quiznos and there RULES. So look what pops up on twitter thanks to one of my favorite tweeters! SMH (this had to be an IMMEDIATE post)

And yes, watch the video on @brokencool’s site:

SwaggCertified http://twitpic.com/5laeu mmmm… TOASTY! (c) Quiznos

StarLITpr@SwaggCertified mad at Quiznos…mine has rules posted up everywhere about not changing sauce and it’s NEVER toasty

brokencoolVIDEO: “2 Girls 1 Sub” – Banned Quizno’s Commercial: http://tinyurl.com/pndov4

yes, it’s a play off of 2 Girls 1 Cup

Lil Duval on Twitter

Wed, 20 May 2009 23:34:05 +0000

Yes, I’m back! I know…it’s been WAAAY too long. Those that know me, know I in the middle of something special. I’ve been holding on these Lil’ Duval tweets for a bit now and need to share it with my twit-fam!

I no Im startn 2 feel lika daddy cause I change my baby diaper & she start smilin I said stop all that damn smilin u aint gon be lik yo mama9:23 PM Apr 19th from web

lilduval

lil duval

Groupie Love

lilduvalI was just watching this girl talking bout somebody was a groupie and I was thinking to myself bitch I met u hanging round Jeezy

lilduval1st: if u on atlpics, exclusiveaccess ,indamix or any other damn club picture website site every damn week u a “GROUPIE”

lilduval2nd if u go to out wit a nigga and u know most of his friends before he introduces u “GROUPIE”

lilduval3rd if everytime u talk to somebody thats some1 u start off the conversation wit “i dont want u to think im know groupie or nothin” GROUPIE!

lilduval4th: if u know where every studio is in atlanta even niggaz that aint big yet “GROUPIE” why else would u know where young cash studio is

lilduval5: it aint just women either if u a nigga thats always tryn to offer a nigga u just met to smoke wit u “GROUPIE”

lilduval6th:i hate when a nigga think if they know yo real name they no u. U be like tip performn 2nite they say “u talking bout clifford?” GROUPIE

lilduval7:if everytime u speak u name drop “GROUPIE”

lilduval8TH: if u moved down to atlanta thinking u gon make it doing videos “GROUPIE”

lilduval9TH: hood niggaz have them too. if u know only know a nigga buy the kindof car he got “GROUPIE”

lilduval10: if u done or thought about doing any reality show that had to do wit dating “U A STUPID GROUPIE”

lilduvalO i forgot I got 2 more: if u over 30 & u doin what u was doin when u 20 & all u have 2 show for it is a child “OLD GROUPIE”

lilduvalif every relationship u n always end wit u saying “im tired of this niggaz faking and lying” DUMB GROUPIE” it aint trickn off its trickn her

Funny Tweets:

lilduvalwhy applebottoms dont sell no more? cause of shit like this http://twitpic.com/3qkds

lilduvalShout out to all the women who’s stomach look like a coogi sweater

Funny Stuff to Check Out:

Necole Bitchie’s “They Should’ve Never Let the Hood on Twitter”

Twitter is NOT about Numbers!

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:38:30 +0000

So yes, I’m venting a little today because I see the destruction of twitter coming quickly. Thanks to Oprah getting on. Here is what my night looked like:

Just in case you thought that I was bulltwitting you when I wrote that Oprah’s about to tweet tomorrow, check the link. http://bit.ly/2vQHabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck

djdnice

D-Nice

ISH. when she comes aboard friggin twitter is about to shut down. http://tinyurl.com/dbqw9qabout 20 hours ago from web

questlove

Questo of The Roots

Add Oprah… Just because she’s Big O! @oprah, we should probably add Gayle too huh??? @kinggayleabout 20 hours ago from TweetDeck

djdnice

D-Nice

And many of us did….cuz who DOESN’T want to follow Oprah? I mean it’s OPRAH!!! (And she had approx 80,000 people following her BEFORE her first tweet)

RIP Twitter 3/06 – 4/09 Cause of death: Oprahabout 20 hours ago from TweetDeck

ZackTeibloom

yes, dude….I TOTALLY believe you. It was a fun run while it lasted. Meanwhile, come to find out that Ashton and CNN had a “war” to get over 1 million followers!! What?!?! Twitter is NOT about numbers! (apparently Larry King Live joined in the war too) I mean, what is that REALLY going to do for you?

Following this @aplusk @CNNbrk battle is like sports…but with no talentabout 14 hours ago from Tweetie

ZackTeibloom

Anyhow’s….back to Oprah. D-Nice said it best:

I was just informed by the Big Homie that Oprah hates rap. Damn, I have to unfollow her before she posts her first tweet.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck

djdnice

D-Nice

First the Fatboys break up, and now Oprah hates rap. Aww damn.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck

djdnice

D-Nice

Yes sir, the world is coming to an end!

P.S. – Oprah u can’t call Ashton the “King of Twitter”…I am the Queen and my actual King is awesome!

~Love @starlitpr

Odom Scavenger Hunt

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:50:02 +0000

Thanks to @taisaintboogie, Lamar Odom of LA Lakers sent ppl on a scavenger hunt that included Twitter, TwitPic and LA Lakers gear! Check it out:

RealLamarOdomLamar Odom Scavenger Hunt!!! First person to send twitpics of the 7 challenges will get a pair of playoff tix.about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdomDisclaimer. 3 rules. All pics have 2 b taken outside. Not in a store or home. u gotta wear a Lakers hat in every pic. No photoshopabout 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdom#1 you wearing a clippers Odom jerseyabout 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdom#2 you with the Hollywood sign anywhere in the background. The real Hollywood signabout 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdom#3 you standing next to a sign with a “7″ and an “O” on it. You can’t make sign.about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdom#4 you wearing purple shoesabout 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdom#5 you standing next to or in a car with a lakers flag.about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdom#6 pic of you wearing a Lakers top. Jersey, tee, tank ok.about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdom#7 you wearing an authentic Rich Soil Clothing T-shirt.about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Odom Scavenger Hunt! Didn’t say it would be easy. Don’t forget the rules. Winner gets a pair of playoff tickets. Good seats. Lolabout 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

RealLamarOdom

LAMAR ODOM

One of my Favorite Girls!

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:36:35 +0000

I meant to post her tweets up a few days ago, she may be random but hella funny! This one is for you Kitty!

“Did you ever make it to your GED program or did you go straight into MySPace/FB modeling??!!!” *runs* *shots fired*8:31 PM Apr 2nd from web

KittyBradshaw

Standing in the county line at Port Authority next to this guy talkimg to himself…12:53 PM Apr 4th from m.slandr.net

KittyBradshaw

Sorry ya’ll!

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:30:30 +0000

Ok, between me grinding and twitter acting a fool…I haven’t been updating the blog much. Funny stuff tho:

why doesnt all my @replies come in?!?!?!11 minutes ago from web

StarLITpr

~L~

@StarLITpr because technically Twitter is the BET of social networks….epic failure6 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

AD702

Adrian

21 Questions

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:24:42 +0000

ok here goes:

@BossBeautyBytch Yo is my mic on?? @KarenCivil turn on that beat to Killa’s Jay-z diss ‘Gotta love it’ We ready?44 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles

CHRIS FOXX

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch FIRST off You live in bumble fuck, Alabama on your broke ass parents plastic covered couch!!!about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch SECOND!! That’s not you in half the pics you post. You one of those Myspace pic thieves. Stop lying to the people!!!about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@@BossBeautyBytch THIRD *50 cent voice* You won’t believe what @candiedjamz told me!!! Yeah I just wanted to say that. I’ll reveal later!!about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch FOURTH! You don’t know Shaq. You never talked to Shaq. He never DM’d you on Twitter nor asked for pics of your spotted body44 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch FIFTH!! How dare you flip flop & turn on my bff @royal_flyness?? Actually this is reason #1 I’m bombing your bitch ass!41 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch SIXTH!! Taking money directly for thr exchange of sex is prostituion you hooker, whore, slutbags, filth. Oh yeah I know.39 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch SEVENTH!! You NEVER met Charles Grant!! That’s not you in that pic you posted of him & ‘some chick’ how I know? I asked him37 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch EIGHTH!! Riddle me this you horrible excuse of a liar!! You said you have a Storm but told me you have AT&T! Which is it?36 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch NINTH!! You said you wanna go to law school. Ha! What a joke. I say you don’t even have a bachelors. Prove me wrong!!!!!!!34 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch TENTH!!! *50 Cent voice again* You won’t believe what Nate told me. Yeah buddy more concrete evidence. Please call my bluff33 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@BossBeautyBytch ELEVEN!! I have another Twitt who’ll remain nameless that research you. Yeah she got dirt on you doggie! Can you guess who?28 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch TWELVE How you go from allegedly living in ATL, lavish crib, luxury car & wind up on your moms couch? Oh it was all a dream23 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch LUCKY THIRTEEN! You said you were recently dating and living with Hollis Thomas. Nope!!! He’s been married for seven years!19 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch FOURTEEN Oh you don’t think people know you were writing for Baller Alert for FREE? Oh wait they didn’t. They know now! HA!17 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch FIFTEEN!!! How you try to ask someone over Twitter you’ve never met if you could move to their city & live on their couch!!12 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch SWEET SIXTEEN!!! MTV get your cameras ready!! How you ask me to help you get a one way ticket to Phoenix to get to Shaq????9 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch SEVENTEEN like the magazine!!! Sooooo T.I. paid you five stacks for a threesome with he and Tiny? I’ll let the jury decide!3 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch EIGHTEEN!! Didn’t think we’d make it this far huh? *50 Cent voice* you won’t believe what Kerry Rhodes told me! Scared huh?10 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch NINETEEN! Remember you talked shit about Karrine then Tweeted her? It was a trap. Forgot Kay & I were tight huh? EPIC FAIL!5 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch TWENTY! Guess what? I got someone undercover as a follower of yours & you accepted it you idiot. .Got your followers now!2 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles@bossbeautybytch BLACK JACK 21!! Yeah I heard about the boils going up and down all over your body. Ohh low blow huh? It’s Syphilis bitch!!!half a minute ago from TwitterBerry

EWWWW

Ok, Funny Stuff Going On

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:22:47 +0000

I think I just saw Jared from Subway float on a innertube by the front of our store36 minutes ago from web

wwnorcross

Which Wich? Norcross

In Reply to Earth Hour Tweet:

@koolkila I’m from Haiti. They plan our power outages! Lol25 minutes ago from SocialScope in reply to koolkila

TaiSaintBoogie

Tai Saint-Louis

once again…one of my favorite twitterers:

Just saw a homeless guy rocking a pair of Y-3 denim. Holy shit that almost beat the bag lady on the UES w/ crushed cans in the Louis duffel.about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

FoxxFiles

CHRIS FOXX